i ate out a jar of honey because i love marijuana.

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   I ate out a Jew because I’m a pimp and your jealous!

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10. whenforgetmenotsbloom reblogged this from starsmended and added:

    I hanged a french fry b’cos the lil people told me to. HAHAHAHAHA!!! How do you hang a french fry?!

11. atisor011 reblogged this from ilovecharts and added:

    I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. lol

12. wereallvictimsofacrime reblogged this from joshuajames and added:

    I’M SEXY AS HELL haha

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14. ayohadam reblogged this from imakethelasersgopewpew and added:

    I KILLED A LESBIAN BECAUSE IM A PIMP AND YOURE JEALOUS. boss haha

15. bammoth reblogged this from imakethelasersgopewpew and added:

    I slept with a french fry because I’m sexy as hell. =/ Sounds like a bad fat joke.

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17. anjcruz reblogged this from itsmecib and added:

    I raped a prostitute? :)) ewness

18. bluthology reblogged this from firebolting and added:

    i love marijuana

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20. secretlymarymargaretnolan reblogged this from transponsters and added:

    i smoked with a french fry because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous!!

21. tomhansen-left08032011 reblogged this from raspberryicecream and added:

    I banged a condom because that’s how I roll. lol it’s really pointless for me to bang a frikkin’ condom. =))

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24. imtreadingwater reblogged this from nostorybook and added:

    i love marijuana

25. gasolinexgunner reblogged this from sheisthunderstorms and added:

    I smoked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell :B

26. santanalopezisliterallyperfect reblogged this from ayooitsthedon and added:

    I ran naked with a glass of milk because I’m sexy as hell. Oh, you know how I do. Lol.

27. ayooitsthedon reblogged this from realtalk4you and added:

    The Don rolls. XD

28. channers reblogged this from earmole and added:

    I stabbed a homeless guy because I love marijuana. Grim, but makes sense.

29. earmole reblogged this from drvannostrun and added:

    I ate out a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Trufax.

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    ran shirtless witha homeless guy

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    I banged a homeless guy because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous O__________________O” …I think mine beats both of yours....

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    I killed a lesbian because i smoke crack.

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    I smoked with the trojan man...i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

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    I banged your grandma because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

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    I slept with your mom because Im sexy as hell

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    I ran shirtless with my ex because I am sexy as hell… ;))))

44. afterallthistimealways reblogged this from hideloveaway and added:

    I killed Santa Claus because thats how I roll.

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    I ran naked with a crackhead because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

47. hiddenmystery reblogged this from sarahmel and added:

    I KILLED A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL. LOLL =))

48. sarahmel reblogged this from bummerman and added:

    I raped a crackhead because I love marijuana :D

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